I was only…..

….going to make one card this Christmas.

I failed.

I think you have enough…..

….. already.

Nobody knows….

….I’m dead……

…. inside.

All that glitters

….

….is a polished turd.

As real….

….as I want to be.

No eggs…

….on me.

Who are these people….

…………..

They’re waiting….

….for dinner.

Ready to make a meal of you.

Deadly disguise

Was my dad….

……a fish.