Please feel free to contact me with questions, requests, and/or to be added to my email list.


You can sign up for my annoying emails by clicking on the link to your right. It says something like sign up for newsletter.

I’m on Tumblr which seems to be the forgotten social media site, but it’s worked the best for me. I feel at home amongst the forgotten. I’ve made more contacts through that than all the glam sites.

And you can like me on facebook too, until they ban all of Australia. Like I care anyway. It’s been a mutually un-beneficial social media site for the both of us. My blog links don’t work anymore so I have to manually share the posts with facebook. So less and less gets there. Which I’m not so unhappy about.

Talking of un-beneficial, I have an Instagram site. I like how I kept of being told to go on there and as if by magic the worlds riches will flow in to my arms. Well fuck all flowed into my arms, and I can’t post fromthis site and have it go to there. So why would I want that. Thank you for more work instagram and no benefits.


  1. newtownlibraryteenbookclub says:

    Hi Nicholas, Beth here, apologies about not getting back to you earlier. If you are still keen on coming on Wenesday 18th April around 10.30am to Green Square Library please call me on 0419 003 691. GSq Library located at 100 Joynton Avenue, Zetland, the ph number for this library is 9288 5010. The GSq Libs Manager is Nikki Mason, hope to see you there but can you please call metro discuss and confirm. Beth Koorey

  2. Nicholas! – Fantastic stuff – I love it!!
    Look forward to catching up with you when back in Sydney. (Enjoy tomorrow’s winter solstice!) – Andra Krumins

  3. John R Turner says:

    Dear Saint Beckett: This may be the only comment I ever post here, as I am usually too busy earning bid dollars, and turning potential customers away because they are not famous or attractive enough. All this takes a lot of time. But, I like the image, somewhere on your site, of a very thin Jesus having his feet licked by a woman. She is probably a prostitute, but may be his mother. Your site has a generally anti-religious tone, so you may like the following. I didn’t write it, but wish I had. Feel free to use it.

    CHRISTIANITY The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Yes, Christianity makes sense.

    1. John R Turner says:

      For bid, read big.

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